How to be Cool

By 'cool' I mean 'warm'.


If you, uh, read my first post, you'll know that I was struggling to find something to wear in this super cold weather. Well, with the help of Kenzie, I have found the solution! And, when you follow these simple steps, you will not only be warm, you will actually be a cooler person. Yeah, you heard me.


**I know this whole warm/cool thing is contradictory, but let the pictures speak for themselves**


Anyways, if you follow these steps, your whole LIFE will improve:

Step one: Keep on whatever you happen to be wearing. This is what I wore today (for you, the silk paisley man shirt is optional).

Step two: put on a nice warm scarf, and maybe a sock.

Heck, wear two socks!

Step three: Bundle up toasty warm in a coat, some gloves, a warm hat, and some red lipstick for extra sexytimes factor.

Step four (don't skip this step lest you risk not becoming as cool as I am): Add some much needed accessories, such as sunglasses, a laptop, and a bag of bread. Prepare to make others jealous.

Cool people are, uh, known for helping their friends. Therefore, I helped my friend Kenzie be cool:

We start here: pretty basic but...needs work. And seriously? You can't wear this in the cold.

Why not add a piece of spicy lingerie? (whether or not you knew this was lingerie when you bought it is not important). And of course, there is an Honor Code to be followed, so top it off with a lovely cardigan-mansweater.

It's still pretty cold outside, so you might want to steal my coat and rain boots. Those babies are IMPERVIOUS to liquid. 

As stated before, you're never really cool until you have cool accessories. Two scarves show you are a free spirit, ski poles demonstrate your athleticism (whilst also implying you have a smokin' bod under all those layers), and Honey Bunches of Wheat with almonds? Well, that's just a really good cereal.

So there you have it: the tried-and-true formula for becoming a cooler, more awesome, all-around better homo sapien. Stay tuned for more!